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[BeasttRecon]

I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st street, on the eleventh floor. My name is Patrick Bateman, i'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, with a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, i'll put on an icepack while i'm doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. I then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturiser, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturising protective lotion.

 

[Paul_Bakken]

* honey almond.

But A+ for effort.

 

[BeasttRecon]

* honey almond.

But A+ for effort.

fixed, thank you for spotting my error

 

[Kainzo]

fixed, thank you for spotting my error

*shudders*

 

[RegularHumanMode]

I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st street, on the eleventh floor. My name is Patrick Bateman, i'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, with a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, i'll put on an icepack while i'm doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. I then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturiser, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturising protective lotion.

Wow, that's more in-depth than my routine.

First, I put a bit of water on my hand, then add some Turkish cleansers, then some powder on top of that for exfoliation. I'll rub that together and apply it to my face in small circles. I wipe it off with a damp towel and get in the shower. I'll use my charcoal sponge for cleaning myself, which exfoliates and really smooths the skin. I use dove soap because it doesn't dry you out like other soaps. Then I put a pea-sized amount of eucalyptus/mint/lavender compfrey on my fingers and apply that in small circles as well for about 1-2 min so it really gets in. I wash off, dry off, then shave real quick. After all that I put some Hawaiian aloe moisturizer on my face for the extra refreshed feeling.

I actually do this, I'm not fucking with you.

 

[GodOfGales]

I can barely tell you the name of the shampoo I use

 

[RegularHumanMode]

I can barely tell you the name of the shampoo I use

And that's why your skin isn't smooth and soft like mine.