Picture wars! #1

[C_Hawk]

Ok guys, on another MC-forum it's chaotic cuz some don't follow the rules.
fyi, I am the thread-master, I could ask for a delete of unlegal posting, I would like support from mods for this.

This is a quote from the forum I have the idea from.
We will follow THESE rules, none added/removed.

A game.

The Idea
You must post a picture that beats the previous picture posted and a short text explanation of how/why it beats the previous picture.

Like this:

First post:
[picture of fire]

Second post:
[picture of water]
"Water puts out fire"

Third post:
[picture of glass of water]
"The glass holds the water"

Fourth post:
[picture of a female opera singer]
"The opera singer can hit so high notes that her voice shatters the glass"

...etc. You get the drift, and if you don't, don't ask "WTF???!!!!!" but follow the thread for a while, and you will find out.

The rules
- You must post a picture and a textual explanation. If either are omitted, your post is automatically disqualified. (Obviously this does not apply to the opening post)
- One post per day. Strictly. More than one post per day results in permanent disqualification.
- No spam posts or discussion, only game-related posts. Other posts will result in a permanent disqualification
- No signatures, only profile-ones.
- Use your imagination. And Google Search or something. It may also be a good idea to copy the pictures to your own Photobucket/Flickr etc. in case the original website does not support remote linking.
- Avoid using huge images... if it's size is over 600-700px in either direction, re-size it (Photobucket can do this automatically). This way even those with slower connections can play!
Edit from C_Hawk: You can also use a [ Spoiler ] tag(If Kainzo would make this possible...)
- In case you disagree with the poster directly above you, eg. you think that the picture (and reason) s/he posted would not beat the previous picture, make a post with the following (NOTE: this counts as your post of the day, so if you already posted you can't do a FAIL!-post):
-- The following picture (this should be the topmost thing in the post, for clarity):

IMG]http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb208/j_dread/Dont_Worry_Sir_Im_From_The_Internet/royal-fail.jpg[/IMG (just add the missing brackets)
-- A quote of the textual explanation, NOT THE PICTURE and below it, write the reason why it would not win
-- After that, post your own picture and reason as normally.
-- Don't overuse this; only if you think something is blatantly wrong (something like a match beats water because a match is hot and water is not). Overuse of the FAIL!-image results in permanent disqualification
-- Even if your post is "failed" by someone, it is still counted as your one post for that day!

- And, finally: I will keep the right to disqualify people permanently, because, like, d'oh, I started the game.

Disqualified people
(How to act when a disqualified person posts: just ignore the post, and instead "beat" the picture by the latest, non-disqualified person. In essence, act like the disqualified person would never have posted.)

 

[C_Hawk]

First picture:
This guy wants to attack u

edit: come on guys.. it's fun, once it's going well.